Got this from my sister
Subject: 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who wereblind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion?Read the next question before looking at theresponse for this one.
Question 2:It is time to elect a new world leader, andonly your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.Who gets your vote?
Candidate A.Associates with crooked politicians, andconsults with astrologist. He's hadtwo mistresses. He also chain smokes anddrinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.He was kicked out of office twice, sleepsuntil noon, used opium in collegeand drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate CHe is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beerand never cheated on his wife.Which of these candidateswould be your choice? Decide first... nopeeking, then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to theabortion question:
If you said YES,you just killed Beethoven.Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a personthink before judging someone.Wait till you see the end of this note! Keepreading...Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.Professionals...built the TitanicAnd

Finally, can you imagine working for acompany that has a little morethan 500 employees and has the followingstatistics:*
29 have been accused of spousal abuse*
7 have been arrested for fraud*
19 have been accused of writing bad checks*
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses*
3 have done time for assault*
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit*
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges*
8 have been arrested for shoplifting*
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits*
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United StatesCongress. The same groupthat crank out hundreds of new laws each yeardesigned to keep the rest ofus in line.