Tuesday, August 30, 2005

There were three blondes were sitting in a pizza parlor when all of a sudden, they all became very excited and started jumping up and down.

One of the employees cam over to ask them what they were all excited about.

One of them said, "We were working on this puzzle. It says 3-5 years and we finished it in 15 min."

Friday, August 26, 2005

Thought this was a pretty good one (Thanks to Jenna for the e-mail)

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief:" Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "Because he's got the Pope as a chauffeur

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Hey, there are still people out there looking at this. I was suppose to mow today but it is 3:00 and the grass is still wet, so it will have to weight. I am looking into limos for the wedding and finding that the internet, for all it is good for, can be very frustrating. Type in limos and Quincy area within 75 miles, and you will get about 15 results. That seems encouraging until you start calling people. Half the numbers are disconnected, half don't do limos anymore, and some are repeats so you only actually get 10 results. It was really strange that some of the numbers I called yesterday and talked to people were disconnected today. Either I am losing my mind or something happeded to all the telephones in Iowa. Congrats to Pops on getting the new car and to Alli, take it easy and try to relax, you will get ajusted before to long.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Well Hello anyone who may still look at this. I would tell you I have been to busy to write in this, and I have been busy, but not that busy. To catch up, I took the bar (it sucked), my sister got married, went and watched 4 days of gymnastics in Indianapolis, went the a baseball game in Chicago (Cards lose), and one at Bush (Cards won). Went to the KC Barb. for a couple nights and saw a few people. Other than that, things are pretty calm. Working on the resume and job stiffing. Don't find out for another month and a half whether I passed the Bar, although everyone I talk to seems to think I am a sure bet. Don't know what to think of that. Anyway, figure I might try to get this thing going again. Maybe talk about the job search, wedding plans, other things that are going on. The daily bible readings are still located on the menu thingy. I would keep posting them, but it almost feels like "lazy posting". Well, we will try to not wait anther month for the next post.